Numerical thoughts on turning 32

1. Man, I’m double the age I was at 16.

2. I have one-tenth the amount of hair follicles I had at 16.

3. I have still the same number of buddies as when I was 19. Just that we need to catch up more often.

4. I have two more versions of me running around the house since I was 26. Not exact copies though, goodness knows where they got their extra powers from.

5. I’ve got another half whom I married at 25. Muak!

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