How To Survive The Social Media Elections

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I found out about this cool online tool yesterday – Singapore GE2011 Tracker – which allows anyone to study and dissect online conversations about the General Elections on a day-to-day basis.

According to its makers Swarm and JamiQ :

Singapore General Elections 2011 Tracker is a visualisation project that reflects the true national agenda set by the social nature of online discussions and trends around Singapore’s 2011 General Elections. The goal of the project is to help the public follow the elections by separating the signals from the noise by trending the top topics being discussed and showcasing the top articles being shared. The project looks at news articles, blog posts, and Twitter data to identify the top mentioned keywords and the most shared content.

From this chart, I could see that my 25th April posting on “Nicole Seah and public opinion” was possibly the 6th most shared article in the local socialsphere. Wow, after six years, I’m finally getting some readers!

Then my ego got bashed immediately when I saw that it dropped out of the chart the very next day Open-mouthed smile.

Well, such is the nature of Internet conversations during this critical period, where new topics and fodder for discussions appear just about every day.

Last weekend, Ms Seah was all the rage of town. Today, it’s Vivian Balakrishnan vs Vincent Wijeysingha on gay issues. Tomorrow, I hope someone talks about implementing minimum wage for the poor local cleaners at my district who earn a pittance yet work their hearts out from 6am every day.

Indeed, this tool provides all parties a remarkable insight onto what people “may be discussing” and sharing online. But for me it also raises other longstanding doubts I’ve had about online influence.

The Limits of  Social Media Measurement

I say “may be discussing” because for all the graphical coolness and depth the GE Tracker provides, it is still unable to track Facebook conversations due to the privacy lockdowns. Facebook is still the social media network of choice for most people, given that Twitter is more utilized by a vocal minority and is hampered by its non-visual, 140-character limit.

From a rough estimation of the tracking data on this blog, less than 20% of referrals for the Nicole Seah article were from Twitter. Most of the visits actually came from Facebook referrals. Largely because I use a FB Like button and not a Retweet button (I personally don’t like, and don’t use Twitter very much, because my minimum thought length is longer than 140 characters).

Also, I suspect that less than 50% of the voting population is engaged online. They could be either those who are not online-savvy, or those too busy with work to care. So for these people, perhaps their key source of information is the mainstream media or coffeeshop talk.

Your choice of media inevitably taints your view of the elections. One friend said it best on his Facebook wall. “When I read ST I want to vote opposition; when I read The Online Citizen (especially the comments and its facebook page) I want to vote PAP.”

And for many, when they read Nicole Seah’s FB postings, they probably want her signature too.

A more sobering perspective : Although my article ranked among the top 10 stories of the day, till today, it’s seen about 10,000 unique visitors. That is a mere drop in the total voting population. So what people are actively sharing and reading online, is often unseen by the larger public.

But on the other hand, what should concern the Gahmen and the Opposition is that online opinion leaders tend to be offline influencers as well. And you have a good proportion of the intelligentsia and rabble rousers who make the most noise (Why do you think this site is called Empty Vessel?).

So take the example of Charlie Sheen – you may not follow him on Twitter, but you sure know he’s gone ballistic  from what you’ve heard offline so far.

The bottomline is that one cannot afford to overstate or underestimate the impact of social media. Nicole Seah’s popularity online has forced the mainstream media to give her more coverage, despite obvious cues from SM Goh to move the limelight away.

Geek talk and social media porn aside, I ask…So How?

The Four Obvious Painful Things about this elections were stated out in my earlier post, and are all turning into horrible reality for the election candidates.

Now I can expound on Surviving The Social Media Elections, and this will apply to any PAP or Opposition candidate. Like it or not, people are sharing their voting decisions on the social media networks already.

There is the real world GE, paralleled by an online elections where people have already cast their vote on who they like, dislike, or vehemently hate to death.

Yet I believe you can turn the tide of opinion if you keep getting better at leveraging social media in a sincere and objective way. Everyone can smell insincerity on Facebook from a mile away (ok maybe not everyone).

And this is an ongoing virtual election which will continue way after the paper votes have been cast and locked away. If you want to convince people of your views, it’s an ongoing process of conversation and listening AND replying, not merely “please read my press release that was published in the newspapers.”

Hopefully some of the candidates (and their army of supporters and social media “experts”) will bother to read this lor, because it’s free social media consultation which many agencies will charge you an arm and a leg for. I put it here because what I say here is largely common sense.

And common sense is free of charge, no?

Let’s start with:

1. Don’t assume about your popularity (or unpopularity) rating

Let it be made clear that I don’t dislike the PAP. I don’t like them very much either. Probably more a resigned acceptance of who they are and what they do, with a measure of respect for their capabilities and brainpower. They do deserve credit for what Singapore is today but they are also responsible for the crowded trains that I squeeze in every day.

Now if I were a PAP minister during this elections, I’d be seriously alarmed at what’s happening when I start browsing the Internet. It seems that every major statement a senior politician makes is pounced upon with an unholy vengeance by hundreds of thousands on Twitter and Facebook. If you read my friends’ daily FB postings, you’d think that nobody likes the PAP at all.

As for the Opposition, apart from the key characters like Chen Show Mao, Nicole Seah, Low Thia Khiang et al, my FB friends don’t really care to share anything about the rest or their manifestos.

Of course, this is just a small sampling of the larger audience. My friends would share many of the political leanings and have similar educational backgrounds. My network is NOT indicative of what people think, and they should remember the same for themselves too. Birds of a feather flock together mah.

So what do people really think of the PAP and Opposition in general?

Well, nobody really knows.

  • The mainstream media don’t dare to do any public polls on specific parties or candidates, for fear of appearing partisan or engaging in “crusading journalism”. Or perhaps there aren’t many interns available during this season to do straw polls.
  • Online sites like The Online Citizen and Temasek Review attract the most vehement views (and the worst abuse of grammar).
  • Bloggers are generally unhappy with something before they post about it, and you don’t see anyone blogging to praise the Gahmen for the good things they’ve done. (Just to buck the trend, I’d like to thank the Bishan-Toa Payoh team for the nice upgrading being done to my estate for the past decade, but it would be great if you could also give us a few years of peaceful tranquility instead of constant hammering and drilling and dust.)

The GE Tracker is pretty cool in tracking topics, but like I said, they have limited view of what people are actually saying. Sampling Twitter conversations will not give you the same extrapolation for Facebook discussions. So 5,000 Twitterers could hate Politician X, but it could be 500,000 Facebookers who hate the guy instead. Or they might just like him.

And can you judge the popularity of a person by the number of FB fans that he has? Maybe, but like I said, online popularity may not correlate to offline popularity.

One last bit: most people are cowardly and will not dare to approach politicians directly with their grouses for fear of being identified or “blacklisted”. So when Wong Kan Seng claims few people have approached him on the Mas Selamat issue, it doesn’t mean people aren’t unhappy about it. I’ll remember to bring up the topic if I ever get to see him.

This will lead you to say “Again, so how lah?”. Well….

2. Don’t lock your Facebook Wall. And you shouldn’t have made it open in the first place. So maybe you should just lock it anyway.

I noticed a few key characters locking up their Facebook walls when they were assaulted by the online community. Vivian Balakrishnan’s public FB page received many nasty wall postings (re the Wijeysingha issue) until the admins locked those out, allowing only comments on his actual postings. You can see a screenshot of the Before scenario here and the act of doing so is just making people even more angry.

Not that it’s stopping commentators from whacking him in his older postings.

To begin with, I don’t recommend any public page be open to free wall postings. Nicole Seah’s page has so many happy posters that her actual postings are being drowned out. If she decides to curate her page now by disallowing fan postings, she might appear to be shutting off her audience, when she might just want to focus her communications.

So if your wall is open, keep it open. Or at least explain to people when you prepare to shut it off.

3. Continue posting updates, even when being mauled to death. And make the postings count.

Tin Pei Ling’s FB page seems to have gone pretty quiet since Saturday, an eternity in this short and furious elections period. Who knows what’s going on in her head now, having turned into a target board for so many voters. But hey, if I were TPL, I’d continue posting updates and my personal thoughts to let people know what I’ve been doing in the meantime.

Silence can mean you’re either really busy on the ground, or admitting defeat in the online space. Why, damned if you do, damned if you don’t. But the minute you start a Facebook public profile page, you are committed to updating it in real time and very frequently, so don’t forget that.

Mah Bow Tan did an interesting thing and posted a professionally edited YouTube video on his site to defend his “HDB housing is affordable” stance, around the same time that he locked horns with WP on the housing issue.

Unfortunately, not many people are interested in “liking” him, with only 1,237 likes to date – most of them PAP members (See Point 1). And the video has only seen 345 views on Youtube, quite dismal by any count but hey I watched it!

Well, at least he’s trying.

But what could help is an attempt at generating and continuing a discussion online. Eg. taking a real world HDB buying example from a FB fan and breaking down the numbers to explain why housing is really that affordable. Solid data is unsexy to bring up, but it makes or break one’s case. That’s what he has yet to do in his media speeches and online engagement.

Also, when I say make the postings count, I mean “post something interesting, for goodness sake.” I’ve done blogging and FBing for a long time, so I make it a point not to post anything boring.

But many of these candidates put up such boring posts I want to scream. Why would anyone bother to stay on your page?

4. Do not take the name of Facebook in vain.

It’s not so simple to leverage on Facebook’s branding. Like this physical banner put up by some earnest supporters of MP Irene Ng. I’m sure FB has some branding guidelines and corporate use policy right?

That aside, I took a look at Ms Ng’s page and I think she’s doing a good job of communicating to her audience. She used to be a journalist so that helps plenty.

Ultimately, people have to remember that in this strange new world, one has to lead double, parallel lives in both the real physical world and in cyberspace. Reputations are built in both simultaneously, and it requires enormous effort for one to maintain consistency across both platforms. It’s easy to say “I’m engaged with social media”, and like I mentioned, it’s another thing to actually do it.

Politicians and candidates who think they are doing well on the Internet, vis-a-vis their daily walkabouts, ought to think hard about what “doing well” really means in the virtual space.

What is really sad, is that so many of them refuse to engage the audience one on one in the comments space, preferring to assume that there’s no point arguing against The Horde. Their silence just makes the crowd even more upset, leading to the perception that “They don’t care about what we think.”

Just let us know you mean what you say, and that you’re willing to discuss it and persuade us. That is the simple essence of leadership and influence.

And it does help to be liked – the traditional way, or the Facebook way.

Nicole Seah and Public Opinion

 

In my last posting, I mentioned that so many local politicians and political candidates lacked charisma, or a simple measure of “likeability”. Since then, a new Opposition candidate has burst onto the scene with oodles of charisma, simply by being herself.

Yes, 24-year-old Nicole Seah is the talk of the town this week, and I’m impressed (along with just about everyone who has seen her debut press conference) at how she’s hitting nearly all the right notes from the get-go. Not because she has a nice-looking profile picture, mind you, but she really carried herself well during that debut event.

You can see that video here:

(BTW, Razor TV, you really ought to stop using Flash video, you realize how many people are using mobile devices that don’t run Flash? And it’s not just Apple products!)

I’ve been observing her phenomenal growth in online popularity over the past two days.

Most Popular Candidate Online?

My friends have been busy sharing the above Nicole Seah video with their Twitter/FB networks frequently (along with very positive sentiments), and she’s probably gotten more visibility than all the new political candidates combined. A homebrew comparison video between Ms Seah and PAP’s Ms Tin Pei Ling (you know, the other young candidate in town) has already popped up.

Both ladies will be contesting in the Marine Parade constituency as part of a larger group of candidates.

My wife pointed out that Ms Seah is adding fans on her Facebook page at an amazing rate. It jumped from 9,000+ people to 14,000+ in just one day this weekend. You know, it took me several months to get our Xbox Facebook page to several thousand people!Ms Tin currently has about 2500 FB fans on her public profile page and it’s growing a lot more slowly.

At the same time, the mainstream media (or maybe it’s just The Straits Times, since I don’t really read the other papers or watch Channelnewsasia regularly) has been slow, or perhaps reluctant to give coverage to Ms. Seah.

What People Want To Read Vs….

Whether it’s government intervention to prevent the mainstream media coverage from skewing their coverage (why, surely people want to read what the ministers have to say about their policies and pre-election financial handouts!) or simply self-censorship, it’s just another disappointing aspect of our local media coverage of the elections. Until I’m proven wrong of course.

Mind you, while the rest of the population goes on with their own lives during this campaigning period, the media is actually in overdrive. Most of the journos in the newsroom are being mobilized, whether they like politics or not, to prepare for action during Nomination Day, Polling Day and all the rallies/walkabouts in between.

I remember we used to create big picture charts so that the non-political beat reporters could learn to recognize the various MPs and new candidates, so you know, you could tell Ah Kow from Ah Ngeow, and who’s that young retired army general anyway?

Yet all this tiring editorial work is pointless if editors don’t realize what people want to read about.To their credit, they do try to find out, but by the time they get a tipoff, get a journalist to do the story and get it published, it’s probably several days after people stopped talking about the topic. But there are things that I’d like to read….

For example, I don’t care to read another long boring full-page profile interview on a new candidate.

  • I want to read what REAL people are thinking about the new candidates! How do people know the candidates are worth voting for when all they have to judge is  their brief media appearances?
  • Why has no newspaper commented or run stories on the odd way the former Chief Of Army speaks? (As an NSmen, it’s my national duty to keep harping on this issue)
  • I want to know what young couples think of Mah Bow Tan’s defence of his HDB “asset enhancement” policy. Is public housing a market for asset play or affordable housing for citizens?
  • I want to know why the singlehood columnists love to talk about their navel-gazing lifestyles and newfound boyfriends but don’t dare to talk about why they like one party’s candidates over the other.

Sure, I could read people’s opinion of candidates online, but why do I pay for the papers then? To read political quotes written by incompetent or jaded speechwriters? Seriously, have you listened or read any political speech these past few weeks that made you feel inspired about anything? There’s a business opportunity for talented speechwriters in Singapore and I’m sure journos would love to transcribe better prose.

With that mini rant over, my point here is that there’s now a very clear awareness plus measurement of

  • What traditional media want people to read (which is perceived by many people to equate to what the Gahmen want people to know about)
  • What people actually want to read, and that’s what they are actively sharing online.

What people want to read does not necessarily correlate to how the people vote, mind you, but I personally see Ms Seah’s appearance as a watershed moment in comparing media production and consumption in the local context.

Why Nicole Seah Is Doing It Right

Also, why are people “liking” and verbally supporting Ms Seah so much? Even though they don’t even know how capable she is?

To be realistic, the odds are completely stacked against her. (I can say so because I’m not in her voting district, so I can’t possibly vote for or against her.)

She joined the National Solidarity Party, which has never been much in the public radar. (Heck, I don’t even know any other NSP candidate besides her. I do know they have a cool slogan “Yes We Ken” on their polo shirts)

Her GRC group is up against Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong’s team, and any pragmatic Singaporean will tell you there’s little extra the NSP can offer versus his team. And she has little grassroots experience, which is what many people need to have as some form of evidence of future political capability (I don’t subscribe to such ideas though)

So to say that people like her because she’s an “underdog” kind of misses the point, as rooting for her is unlikely to result in the results that NSP desires. If I’m going to vote for an underdog, he or she better have an actual chance of winning despite the odds (eg. Rocky Balboa versus Ivan Drago). Sorry guys, I’m being a wet blanket here, but you know reality like I do.

What’s working for her (and not so much her party), is that Ms Seah is so far the only new candidate who’s really just being herself in public, and whether she knows it or not, that’s great execution in public relations. In my stint as a PR guy, I’ve always emphasized this to my colleagues - the best public relations you can do is just being completely natural in front of an audience.

It’s so simple to say, but so difficult for many people to do. Most people believe they need to put on some fake public persona, along with an affected way of speaking (refer back to former Chief of Army), hoping that people will give you the respect because you are speaking “like a leader”. What rubbish. Many companies, and I’m sure the Gahmen too, put their executives through media training which often teaches the wrong speaking skills.

Yes, you need to do your homework, your rehearsals, and learn how to make eye contact. But even more important is that when your public speaking opportunity begins, you are able to chuck aside all the technicalities and let your speech flow naturally with your own personal touch.

Talk to people, not talk at people lah.

What People Really Want To See

Ms Seah’s appearance and initial public performance has probably added a new headache to the PAP’s election strategy. Ms Tin has gotten mostly negative comments from the socialsphere (my term to replace the old “blogosphere”) and the choice to select her keeps backfiring on the Marine Parade team.

SM Goh recently commented in the Straits Times:

SENIOR Minister Goh Chok Tong urged voters in Marine Parade GRC to compare the People’s Action Party’s five-member team and the opposition’s National Solidarity Party, rather than focus on the two youngest woman candidates. The PAP’s Tin Pei Ling, 27, and NSP’s Miss Nicole Seah, 24, have been the targets of netizens since they were fielded for the coming elections. ’I am the leader of Team Marine Parade. I have four other very strong members in team Marine Parade. Likewise, you should look at NSP as a team,’ said SM Goh during a walkabout of the constituency with his fellow GRC candidates on Saturday morning.

Look, you don’t need to tell us that. We’re intelligent voters, you know.

But the PAP started it by putting someone who was a political hot potato in the limelight, without truly understanding how the socialsphere would dissect her profile and agenda.

And Ms Tin’s backers need to realize that public opinion is like this – why focus on issues we cannot fully influence (eg. cost of goods, housing, monetary policy etc) when we can sit back and watch an entertaining showdown between two young female candidates? When was the last time we had such an opportunity?

Most people don’t care to read long rambling intellectual (or pseudo-intellectual) stories, they prefer to read about gossipy stuff. In a sea of super-successful, multitasking, policy-touting but really quite boring personalities, people are obviously starving for some entertaining characters. (You can also tell that my tabloid newspaper background is kicking in :D )

So far, Ms Seah seems to grasp how Facebook works, with simple updates and frequent, honest responses to comments. I already see groupie-style comments on her page. It’s really that simple – in an age where it’s no longer scalable to do walkabouts and hope to engage as many voters as your time and feet will allow, politicians and personalities need to realize the rallying or media pressure methods of the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and Noughties no longer work as effectively.

Today, the speed (some say shallowness) of social media allows likeable people to become even more liked at astounding speed. And for disliked people to drown in an ever increasing chorus of public rejection.

It’s possibly confounding to a senior politician that he can reach out to, or anger, hundreds of thousands of people online in a blink of an eye, but it’s happening and the natural response of many political creatures is to say “Let’s ignore the online chatter, it’s not important. Let’s continue what we’ve always been doing.”

And then leave the Facebooking to some amateur administrators who have never been trained in public communications.

But even if you win the final vote, the reputation that you build during this critical period becomes permanently embedded in people’s minds. Whether Ms Seah wins or not at the polls is not the issue. At this point, she’s already won the war of public opinion and this is something Ms Tin will have to grapple with for the rest of her political career.

Thoughts before the elections

I’ve long considered myself politically apathetic, or cynical, because much of what goes on in the political sphere does not warrant my immediate attention. I have better things to think about, like for example, how to do the airbrushing right on my Space Battleship Yamato, or disciplining myself to practice on the violin more regularly.

Unfortunately, during this period as the country gears up for the General Elections, everyone suddenly becomes a political expert and deems himself/herself an excellent character judge of each and every candidate. It’s impossible to ignore the talk of the town, and I’m really more interested in how candidates are pitching themselves, rather than the content of the pitches (of course, I do care about the crazy HDB pricing).

I’ve had the fortune (some say misfortune) of covering the last two elections in the capacity of a journalist who had no choice. The entire newsroom is usually mobilized for this critical activity. A lot of work goes unpublished, but I did have a colorful time on the ground.

I followed a plucky PAP candidate for a day or two in Hougang and found out that grassroots work was a real marathon (especially during this season). The candidate lost, but he did so graciously and that was a real inspiration to me. I saw other candidates of various caliber and quite a few make a fool of themselves at their rallies.

More importantly, when I looked at the crowds at the political rallies, I saw how much Singaporeans felt helpless in being able to make a change in what kind of government they were going to get, whether they could vote or not. You could see it on their faces. Yes, they would heckle and cheer at the rally, but only for a momentary satisfaction then they would trudge home.

This elections is quite a bit different, thanks to the Internet and social media. Sure, we’ve had Internet for over a decade now, but it was only in recent years that real and meaningful networks formed with the help of Facebook and Twitter. I sound like a broken record, but hey, I’ve got something new to say, which is….

What was not obvious to the people or candidates in previous elections, has become suddenly, and painfully obvious:

1. Your rhetoric can be torn apart in mere minutes.

There are plenty of idiots on the Internet, but there is no shortage of smart people too. Over the past few weeks, I’ve been reading various posts like this that are both heartfelt and well thought out. In the past, with only the one way channel of the mainstream media, there was only so much that the public could respond on what ministers and candidates say.

Today, the public can analyse, dissect, and deconstruct your rhetoric in mere minutes, and then spread their opinion on the Internet far faster than you can blink. It’s not that the youth of today like to “talk back” (a measure of disrespect in Asian societies), it’s just that now your logic and rationale are open for people to discuss and determine where your true agenda is.

A few posts ago, I was asking people not to judge the 27-year-old PAP  candidate Tin Pei Ling too much until she had more chance to communicate or prove her worth.

Unfortunately, the more she speaks or writes, the more her reputation drops.

She recently posted a long-winded and ultimately empty piece on care for the elderly. The whole posting goes to pieces the minute she starts off with “Eldercare is destiny.” You know, for all the praise that your senior comrades are piling on you, you ought to learn how to write better.

2. It’s clear when you have no charisma.

It’s not difficult to spot people with charisma, whether in real life or through the media. Unfortunately, so many of our politicians and candidates lack charisma, it’s appalling.

When I say charisma, I don’t mean some sort of polished executive charm, I just mean “likeable”. It’s important for politicians to be likeable if they want the people to vote for them (such a basic requirement right?). Folks like Lim Swee Say and Khaw Boon Wan have great charisma, and it shows within minutes of meeting them.

Many people are hard workers and can do many things that they’ve promised the people, but I personally demand that if you want to pull that sort of authority and earn the high pay of a minister or MP in Singapore, you need to be a real leader that attract people to support you, not repulse people. I could name a few ministers who elicit a groan every time they speak from a script, but I’m feeling nice today.

Personally, I’m surprised that a former Chief of Army speaks like this.

3. Mainstream media is now under heavy scrutiny for colored coverage or editing.

I’ve had a ST Forum letter that was badly edited before it was published. Having edited news stories and forum letters in my time, I can tell you it’s not easy to retain the spirit of the original copy and have to work within the tight newsprint space. But hey, if you can’t retain the author’s original intention, you shouldn’t publish his letter at all.

You can read the most recent saga of how the same letter was edited poorly in ST and published more intact in Today. This is why it’s great to have newspaper competition in Singapore, it’s this sort of stuff that is both funny (to ex-media people) and sobering (to just about everyone else) at the same time.

The mainstream media has also pumped up their coverage of opposition folks this year. (Actually, I also suspect that the Opposition are more savvy at manipulating the media these days, unlike the old days where JBJ refused to talk to local media) . They don’t have much choice – if they don’t cover it, people will accuse them of all sorts of bias. Even the Gahmen has to allow this – there is no more monopoly on information. Ex TNP and Today editor PN Balji had a great insight on this.

4. Everyone’s just very bad at using social media.

The PAP must be wondering why their Facebook page has not seen a huge increase of fans (it’s about 12K now, and was 11.5K a few weeks ago) despite their grassroots base. Well, it’s because they keep spamming people’s walls daily with unnecessary pictures of walkabouts and other unimportant information! I did a quick check on a few other FB pages of the other Opposition groups and they’re sad in their own right. I refuse to re-join because I prefer to be spam-free.

The admins just don’t know how to post or create original content that fosters discussion and debate. It’s like the elections came around and everyone decided “Oh let’s get on Facebook and Twitter!” without understanding the nuances of communicating on such a critical platform. Well, you guys should have started years ago to understand how to exploit these FREE platforms, but it’s a bit too late. Just goes to show how little our political creatures understand about how people are communicating to each other these days online.

And I say again – Internet chatter is not always “noise” as the Gahmen might claim. Just because you don’t get to hear most of what people are saying (as it is all locked behind Facebook’s privacy walls) doesn’t mean the chatter is not going to help to swing opinion, and more importantly, votes.

Book Review: A Discovery Of Witches

discovery of witches

I usually never write book reviews, because I’m not that hardcore a reader. But I’m doing a public service here by telling you to avoid “A Discovery Of Witches” by Deborah Harkness.

To summarize how I feel about this book, you can read my Facebook status posting on it from a few days ago:

With growing dread as I plough through the book, I realize Deborah Harkness’ “A Discovery Of Witches” is a Mills and Boon novel disguised as a horror-fantasy historical epic. Full of petty details and emotions, incessant repeated self-criticism and overblown expressions of love, hate, jealousy and unnecessary angst. Me no like read this girly book.

You know, frankly I wonder if I’m wasting my time writing this quick review.

Enough of my time has been wasted enduring each chapter of this thick novel (at nearly 600 pages), hoping that it would pick up the pace and stop being so whiny.

Yet I must do this because for the sake of other intelligent readers who might be misled by the positive reviews on Amazon, or the fact that it was the Amazon “Best Of The Month in Feb 2011”.

I am thankful that I bought this book on my Kindle, otherwise I would have thrown the paperback/hardcover version at the wall or perhaps the author (if I ever meet her) halfway through.

Here’s a quick synopsis

Uber-powerful young witch Diana Bishop denies her magical heritage, hoping to find an alternative lifestyle in being a boring academic (why, just like the author Deborah Harkness) but gets embroiled in some major uproar among other witches, vampires and talented weirdoes (called “daemons” in the book). And why, she has to fall in love with an ancient, ridiculously perfect vampire. The vampire Matthew turns out to have many secrets himself, which is a big surprise to Diana despite the fact he’s 1500 years old. Their sordid, but diplomatic love gets other people upset, more than the fact that she managed to get access to some mysterious book called Ashmole 728. A whole bunch of evil vampires and witches try to take them down, but they don’t seem to try very hard, given that they pop up once every few weeks, leaving the main characters to keep talking, wining, dining, talking, wining, arguing, whining and some serious whingeing. Nevermind the fact that Diana happens to be more powerful than Galactus – she’d rather whine and drive the reader to a quick death.

Here’s why the book sucks (oh! Bad vampiric pun, sorry), if you haven’t figured out from my synopsis

- Repetition repetition, and err, repetition. The same plot points, angsty thoughts and hollow threats from Diana’s enemies keep being repeated over and over again. It’s a sign of terrible editing and little of actual proof-reading.

- Author gives away too much of her own fancies. A history professor, Deborah attempts to put her knowledge to good use with numerous references to historical figures or settings. But seriously, EVERYONE is sick of the Knight Templars and the Crusades.

- Too predictable and really lousy pacing. By 50% of the book, you’d realize nothing much is going to happen to advance the plot, even though every chapter seems to desire to want to end in a cliffhanger. The pace picks up a little at 70% but the energy is sapped out within the next 20 or 30 pages. A good writer knows how to tease the audience, and provide highs and lows – Deborah demonstrates none of that finesse and is lost in her own thoughts of “If I were in love with a perfect vampire, what would I be thinking incessantly about all the time?”

- Everyone in the book appears to be extremely one-dimensional – they can only emote in a particular way and don’t really have any major character flaws.

Perhaps I’m not the right target audience for this book. Maybe it’s written for lovelorn girls.

Or perhaps I’m sick of vampire novels. But the fact is I just read Justin Cronin’s The Passage and I enjoyed it thoroughly, even though it was another spin of post-apocalyptic Earth + vampires (ie. I Am Legend v2.0).

So read this, Ms Harkness, if you happen to stumble upon this review – Write for your audience, not for yourself. No thanks for wasting my time and my money, and this could possibly the worst book I’ve ever read.  

PAP, get better at social media

For many youngsters who don’t read newspapers, it might come as a surprise to them that not too long ago, you’d be hard-pressed to find newspaper photos of the huge crowds at opposition rallies. And some PAP rallies would be poorly attended (save the grassroots members), but you wouldn’t see that highlighted in mainstream media either.

That snippet from the past doesn’t really matter any more, because mainstream media may no longer be the main voice in shaping public opinion, especially among the new generation of voters. There are just so many sources of information that we can now simply access from our handphones – you don’t even need to sit at a PC these days.

Moreover, this upcoming 2011 elections is going to be very different from the ones in the past, thanks to social media platforms like Facebook and Twitter.

Opinions are now galvanized far faster, thanks to the real-time updating of our Facebook or Twitter walls. Where in the past, people relied on blog aggregators (remember www.tomorrow.sg?) to compile the latest blog postings (rather inefficiently), all that’s needed now is for people to keep rebroadcasting by hitting “Like” or “Retweet”. For many companies, they now have to ability to broadcast straight to their target audiences on top of going through their advertising or PR agencies.

And power to the political parties that are able to harness the new found capabilities of social media.

But hang on, the problem here is that the PAP appears to be ill-equipped, or perhaps inexperienced at using social media. No, I don’t consider politicians who happily add everyone on Facebook to be very online-savvy.

Mr Brown has pointed out some strange output from them on Twitter and Facebook over the past week.

MP who refers to herself in the third person.

Odd outreach on Twitter to promote their FB page, using Ms Tin Pei Ling (poorly) as a hook

SM Goh Chok Tong making a FB tongue-in-cheek joke on Ms Tin that few people grasped.

Of course, the rest of the online community was more than happy to share these snafus. There will always be a lot of scrutiny on the PAP, and their recent use of social media to date leaves much to be desired.

My personal experience with their social media team lasted just one day.

I added myself to the official PAP Facebook page and was stunned annoyed to be hit by 18 Facebook postings today. They ranged from the interesting (3 new candidates announced, but I didn’t bother to read) to the mundane (George Yeo had lunch with some bloggers) to the unnecessary (grassroots walkabout photos)

Halfway through the day, I posted a request on their FB page to reduce their frequency of posts, but they either didn’t see it or they didn’t care.

PAP suggestion 2

After the last three posts of the day, I promptly “unliked” the page and my News Wall was free from spam again.

Now like I’ve said many times, in general, I’m not angry with the PAP (I see their point on many issues that others raise outcries over) nor do I like the Opposition.

The question here is “What should a PAP Facebook page do to engage its audience?”

One great thing I learnt in the past few years is that any successful marketing (yes, a PAP FB page is considered marketing) is knowing your target audience first. And what kind of audiences do we have online today?

The Irate and the Upset: Consider that many the opinions being spread around are by angry writers who appear to have a big axe to grind with the Gahmen. Often, there is no reasoning with these people, no matter what you say, they have little good things to say about the Gahmen. You see these guys cropping up everywhere, especially on the comment threads. They often annoy me because they often don’t see the bigger picture before they go on their rants.

The Satirists : Mr Brown gets my respect, not only because he and his friends always come up with hilarious takes on current issues, but his observations are on the dot. In a country like ours where there isn’t really much one can do about the system, one way of subverting it is simply to have a good laugh about it.

The Intellectuals: These are the folks who probably comment or post the least, but think the most about what they see and read online.

The Apathetic: I probably belong to this group, though this posting kind of proves otherwise. I think I used to be cynical, but now I’m just resigned.

I’m not going to suggest which audience the PAP or other political parties should try to engage online, but it does have to realize that any of these audiences are probably more opinionated than the average joe that they meet during their weekend grassroot visits.

Law Minister Shanmugan was just quoted that people should not be distracted by “Internet chatter” and that they can decide what the real issues are.. Well times have changed – Internet chatter IS becoming public opinion. It’s no longer just coffeeshop talk limited to social circles that do not mix with each other.

The big problem is that when public opinion is shaped by ill-informed ideas or emotional outbursts, there’s no other alternative in reshaping it since mainstream media’s coverage/commentary will be late by a day or two. What scares me is the level of xenophobia or anti-establishment sentiments that I see on the FB postings of younger friends.

The bigger problem, which most people don’t seem to realize, is that most of the “Internet chatter” on Facebook is actually kept from public view. It’s simply not possible to search and do a statistical study of the comments that are being posted in thousands of private FB comment threads (unlike Twitter, where it appears most tweets are in the public domain). It is also not possible for PAP or any other institution to befriend everyone on FB. So even if trouble is brewing within the FB community, it won’t surface till it reaches critical mass.

What I am personally looking for online, is a robust intellectual debate among the political candidates and wannabes about the issues that concern people today.

Isn’t that what the elections process is all about? It’s not just about dangling carrots or using fear appeal (“Imagine what would happen if those other guys got voted in!”), but persuading people why you should vote for them using reason, logic and emotion.

Having televised debates on Channelnewsasia is a nice start, but like many other folks, I no longer watch free-to-air television. I did try watching one episode last night but it was in Mandarin and I got lost in translation.

The Internet is a great platform to engage people and fire up their imaginations, but so far, the ruling party seems ill-prepared to take advantage of the free tools available to them. To be fair, I haven’t seen anything interesting from the opposition that makes me want to “like” their pages either.

It’s easy for people to “like” your Facebook page, but one has to take a lot of effort and care in engaging the community which can leave anytime it wishes.

Get some perspective, people

A few years ago, I stepped into a taxi and the cab driver started railing about his taxi company’s unfair employee policies and high rental fees. He went on and on, and while I did sympathise with him, he just wouldn’t stop. I got fed up and shot back at him: “So what have you done about the situation?”

As it turned out, he did nothing. He said: “What choice do I have?”

But all he was content to do was just criticize his employer in front of other people, but he had no guts to go solve his own problems (or leave the organization which made him so unhappy).

A friend pointed out that he may not have had a choice about being stuck as a cab driver. I disagreed – everyone has a choice about their careers unless they are disabled in some manner. This guy was just perpetuating an endless cycle of anger and unhappiness where there was no happy ending or resolution.

As the Singapore general elections draw near, I’m feeling the same level of annoyance towards many people when they post their unhappiness about the PAP or the Government online.

Sometimes, it’s hilarious to read, but most of the time, it’s inane when people go to great lengths to criticize just about anything.

It’s a matter of perspective, folks. And it’s sometimes lacking in this country. Or at least online.

Now let me get some things straight before the same angst-ridden people descend on my comments page with rude comments and such.

- I’m not a PAP fanboy. I am not part of any grassroots organization nor am I desiring to. I don’t work for the Gahmen (well, I used to work for a quasi-quasi-Gahmen organization that didn’t pay as well as the real thing though.) I have my days very filled by my family, work, and hobbies, thank you.

- I’m not against an Opposition in Singapore. I have deep respect for folks like JB Jeyaratnam and Chiam See Tong, but most of the Opposition have yet to impress me. Then you have guys like Chee Soon Juan whose Wikipedia entry is quite self-explanatory.  Most youngsters today are too young to remember his media stunts in the 1990s and some actually look up to him.

- My nickname in the army was Complain King, but as I’ve said before, I don’t believe in just complaining, I believe in fixing the problems.

This past week, we’ve had two interesting examples that kicked off more off-centre outpourings from Singaporeans.

The Army Boy And His Maid.

saf maid

Pix from the Stomp website

I was quite taken aback when I saw this picture of a maid carrying the fullpack for this NSman. It created an instant uproar, especially among us guys who have to serve National Service. The usual plethora of Photoshop spoofs followed, poking fun at both the guy and the SAF. Even the SAF said they’ll take action, but good luck to them in weeding out this anonymous guy.

But let’s put things into perspective.

- It’s a freak picture of one guy, out of hundreds of thousands of NS guys and reservists who drag themselves to camp daily or annually. Surely you’ve met your fair share of spoilt brats in the army? And how many of them get their maids or mothers to carry their bags?

- We don’t know if it’s real or fake.

- I think it’s far sadder that we turn 18-year-olds into officers who believe they can lead a platoon of men into war, when in other countries, being selected to go OCS is not a matter of grades, but real, proven ability to lead. Today as a reservist officer in my 30s, I never fail to be stunned by how young and inexperienced the young officers look, and how I was the same too in 1996.

This SAF episode is more a humorous episode than anything, but it can get nasty as in the case of:

The PAP candidate who’s too young to be true

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Pix from PAP’s website

Poor 27-year-old Tin Pei Ling, she’ll be drawing flak for being too young to be an MP until she’s about 40. And whether she realizes it or not, she’ll be drawing away a lot of media attention from other PAP candidates during the election, which is an excellent political tactic if you ask me.

I don’t know what to make of Ms Tin, except that she really gives the PAP some Gen Y marketing prowess in a sea of typical-looking new candidates. As an ex-journo, I can tell you what makes the news, and the PAP is very well-versed in this aspect.

What I do know is that such demeaning posts on her are uncalled for, especially within a day of her official media outing.

Now what impressed me during her first media outing was that she didn’t freak out when surrounded by a crowd of hungry journalists (who were probably tired of interviewing middle-aged high-fliers). She didn’t give really mindblowing answers, but she held her ground.

Let me ask people who are unhappy with her, or who are making fun of her on forums or Facebook/Twitter

- Have you given her a chance to communicate further before you cast judgement on her?

- Do you think you can do better than her in grassroots work or political ambition? Have you tried to? Would you like to? Can you hope to?

- What is it about her, really, that makes you so unhappy and critical that you want to jump in and rip her apart with your Internet claws?

- If you really don’t like her, and she’s going to contest in your estate, will you then cast a vote to show your displeasure? Or will you, like the taxi driver, say you have “no choice” but to vote in the status quo?

I don’t ask the above questions to cheese people off. I ask it as a matter of fact, for people to examine why they are unhappy/derisive about any thing or person they don’t even know very well in their entirety or context.

At the end of the day, the army boy could be genuine jerk, or it could have been another Internet hoax. Ms Tin could fail miserably at her bid for greatness, or become a brilliant politician given her early start.

Who knows? Do you?

What wouldn’t change, is the fact that so many people, especially on certain websites that I’ve long stopped reading, are so willing to follow herd mentality and voice their displeasure on everything that doesn’t fit into their frame of what they believe the world, and other people should do for them.

If you’re not happy, don’t just talk. Make a change where it counts. If you really can’t change things, then at least get another perspective.

Trust me, you’ll wonder why you were so upset in the first place.

Performance vs privilege

Although I am a product of the local education system, I continue to think that it is broken and unable to give our children the holistic education that they deserve, despite many uses of the word “holistic” by educators and the authorities.

Recently, MM Lee became the first minister (in my memory) to actually admit that the primary school admission system is un-meritocratic.  

“PSLE levels playing field”

MINISTER Mentor Lee Kuan Yew has acknowledged that admission to primary school is not meritocratic, since a child’s background plays a role in it.

‘That’s inevitable in any society,’ he said after a visit to Raffles Girls’ Primary School (RGPS) on Friday afternoon, where he disclosed that he had visited Punggol Primary the previous day.

‘At the primary stage, the choice is not made in a uniform way. You have a brother there or sister there, your father or mother is an alumnus, and so on. So it’s not meritocratic; it’s based on the social class of your parents, whether they went into better schools.’

Still, Mr Lee argued that the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE) levels the playing field, allowing bright pupils from disadvantaged backgrounds to attend good schools.

‘The important thing is that, at Primary 6, there should be a sorting out. And those who missed going to the good schools should get into better secondary schools.’

I don’t disagree that it will never be meritocratic for primary school admissions. Those who have the background, will indeed be advantaged. For example, my son got a place in ACJS simply because I am an old boy.

But my daughter will have to go to a non-elite primary school because we think it’s a waste of time and emotional distress doing all that volunteer work without any guarantee of entry.

What I don’t agree with MM Lee, is the assertion that it is performance that levels the playing field, when PSLE comes around to shunt students to different secondary schools.

Performance at the PSLE is also determined by family background and one’s social circles.

If a brilliant student comes from a disadvantaged background and goes to a school where most of the kids have no access to expensive tuition or sometimes even have to help out at their parent’s hawker stalls, what are his chances of reaching his real potential?

I go to United Square every week for music lessons, which in itself is an activity for the privileged (I remember back in my journalism job, I nearly had to cut my lessons because I couldn’t really afford the lessons when I went solo income).

I see parents spend thousands of dollars sending their kids to swanky tuition centres (which themselves show off their wealthy clientele by displaying iPads and cute pets at the window dressing area). Yet I am fully aware that these are the top 10-20% of society.

Of course, these kids would have a far better chance of doing well at PSLE compared to equally bright kids who have never stepped into these tuition centres. To make things worse, the primary school exams and assessments of today are ridiculously hard even by adult standards. Without the aid of tutors or full-time mothers, most kids would be quickly “filtered” out by these trick questions.

Logically speaking, standards have increased across the board, and the PSLE has had to evolve over time to ensure that there is proper bell-curve distribution of the exam results.

But I grieve for those students who by nature are in the top “brilliant” end of the bell curve, but are pushed to the middle or even lower because they simply don’t come from the right background that allows them to overcome the steep demands of the system.

And me and my friends can tell you this – the PSLE is a poor determinant of success in adulthood. Many of the brilliant and successful people that I know were poor performers in primary and secondary school, and really bloomed when they finally left the restrictive Singapore education system (ie. went into the real world).

Our education system is filled by many teachers who have never worked in the private sector, and I often question how much are they actually teaching the kids what they really need to know to succeed in a life that is not determined by a syllabus.

If all the Govt is concerned with, is developing scholars to hire into the civil service, the current education system is probably the right model. So many SG kids get seduced into taking a scholarship (private or government) without knowing why they’re doing it, except that their track record of examination records (and their hopeful parents) seem to tell them it’s the right thing to do. In a system where rich people ask their children to take up scholarships when they don’t need the financial help, there is little hope or space for poorer people.

The burden now is on parents to ensure, that no matter our social background, our children need to understand early on that the SG education system is inherently un-meritocratic – not just at primary school admission, but all the way – and they need the right attitude to deal with it.

And we should also instill in them the idea that not being able to excel in the SG school system is not the end of the world – it’s simply not the right fit for many kids. 

On complaining

I never thought I’d write this, but I’m really tired of Singaporeans and their complaints about how Singapore is run.

Ironic, coming from me who used to be known in my army platoon as Complain King. So maybe I’m tired of my own complaints too.

Perhaps it’s the Internet – it amplifies every whine that used to be only heard in a taxi, bus or coffee shop. On Facebook and Twitter, everyone’s complaining complaining complaining.

I’m not saying that people’s complaints aren’t valid – the Gahmen needs feedback before they realize anything is wrong, and nothing can ever be perfect. And my philosophy is that if I don’t speak up, things won’t begin to change for the better.

But what is really starting to grate me is how we complain about so many things, yet we often do not lift a finger to resolve the situation or make an effort to work around the situation.

We did not receive a good education so that we can be armchair critics. Instead, I believe the experiences and skills we pick up, should be put to use by changing the world in our little ways.

I was once taught by a wise woman – we can’t change many things at one time, but we can change people one at a time. And in time, our effort will be multiplied by other people who learn to see the way.

For example – not happy about boorish and rude MRT customers? Take action – wake a sleepyhead up so they can give a seat to pregnant ladies. Speak up loudly, but politely, when others don’t give way, instead of just barging your way past shoulders. Show others that corrective action can be taken without starting a fight.

Not happy about Gahmen policies?

Now this is a tough one, and you need to measure what you can change and what you can’t. Singapore is not a cheap place to live in, and is not designed to be. So what do I tell my kids – work hard, study hard, and make sure you don’t end up in some lousy job where you can’t pay the bills.

I don’t complain that the Gahmen is making it so hard for me to do this and do that – I simply make sure that I work on my career hard enough so my family need not worry about a roof over their heads. It’s my own responsibility to make my family happy, not the Gahmen’s.

Sure, I don’t like the ERP system either, so I don’t drive to work (parking rates are nuts in Raffles Place anyway). When in Rome, do as the Romans do. It’s actually faster to take MRT to work sometimes, versus driving on our congested roads. Shall I complain about there being too many cars? I have done so before, but then again, I want a car just like everyone else!

If I’m not happy with the way the country is being run, I should just move out and start elsewhere.

So you might say that it’s not easy nor cheap to emigrate. So how did our forefathers come here when they faced a tough situation back in China? They left everything behind, they got used to discomfort, and they eked out a future for us. Today I look around me, and I wonder how much of the “frontier spirit” we retain today.

And then we complain about how hardworking foreigners are taking away our jobs. What the heck.

Have we forgotten how contentment feels like? Are we always looking for somebody to make our lives better when we have not worked for it? Don’t complain about taxes either, because people in other countries get taxed far worse than we do.

Am I happy if my tax money gets blown on big spectacles like the National Day Parade? Of course not, but does it make my life unpleasant? Only if I get asked to stand in the parade square. Otherwise, I can live with it.

What’s my point here? I’m not becoming more inert and accepting of the way things are being run in this country. It’s just that after working for a decade, I can see a bigger picture and that there are less and less things worth complaining about.

The one thing that I really want to complain about is the pressurizing education system here. But then I think to myself – what can I change about it? It’s not just the system, it’s the parents who are perpetuating it with their kiasu methods. I can’t possibly complain about all other parents can I? I’m fortunate we made the decision for Goy to stay at home to look after the kids and guide them accordingly, and it really does help. 

Then you’ll say, along with my late mother, that double income is absolutely necessary in Singapore.

That’s nonsense – do you know how many of my friends are solo income and not all of them earn big bucks? It’s what kind of sacrifices you are willing to make, and what keeps you happy. A balanced family is what keeps me happy, and fortunately, I’m not crazy about property or cars.

I’ve not turned into a Gahmen apologist, mind you. I’m just so tired of reading and hearing all these complaints, yet so few want to make any effort in changing things for the better for themselves. So many just want to keep to their fixed view of the world, and blame someone else for their unhappiness.

Having been spoon-fed and enjoying a stable society in a region of unpredictability, we are drowning in our own apathy and many don’t even know what apathy means.

Ok, my complaint is over. Back to work.